Lost: My Sanity, Please Call if You Find It

Me: Brandt, please help me pick up your crayons.

B: Why?

Me: Because we put things away when we're done playing with them.

B: Why?

Me: Because we can't have them all over the floor all day.

B: But why?

Me: Because Lily will try to eat them.

B: Why?

Me: Because she puts everything in her mouth.

B: Why?

Me: Because she's a baby, and that's what babies do.

B: Why?

Me: Brandt, stop asking why.
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B: Why?